It is said, there are a pair of magical Green camo crocs that, if you wear them and click your heels together three times while saying, "It is what it is", you are teleported to a magical sunny beach land where all your annoying coworkers do not exist and in your hand appears a large stein (or wineglass, or whatever glass margs come in) that auto-refills and there's probably a cabana or something with a chocolate fountain with a whole spread. There's probably table with every type of barbeque, or whatever you like, really. The guy that runs the cabana is a wizard that can just conjure up whatever you want.

Legend has it these very crocs are located somewhere on Sandbar St, Doveland, Wisconsin.

Good luck, but until then, be reminded of these five very simple, yet powerful, words that can teleport you to a beach state of mind.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)\
• -80% reduction in concern for cringe, pointless meetings were no one does what they say they will anyway
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 12oz beer cans hold 14oz
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• 40% deeper breaths of Cool Lake Michigan air
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!